5 Best Teacher Jokes For Classroom

Joke #1

What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?  Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Joke #2

Which dinosaur has the best vocabulary?  Thesaurus-Rex

Joke #3

Teacher: “Name two pronouns?” Student: “Who, me?”

Joke #4

Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school? Student: I don't know! Teacher: Correct!

Joke #5

Teacher: Why are you late for school? Student: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does the sign have to do with you being late? Student: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”