It isn’t a fun Paddy if there aren’t any Patrick’s day jokes! Get everyone, from kids to adults, dublin over laughter with these silly and clean hilarious St. Patrick’s day jokes.
From Leprechaun jokes, Irish jokes and clever Patrick’s day puns, we have covered everything to make sure you have a jolly good time!
- Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes For Kids
- St. Patrick’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes
- St. Patrick’s Day Puns for Family
- St. Patrick’s Day Irish Jokes
- St. Patrick’s Day Jokes Printable
We bet this ultimate list of 155 funny St. Patrick’s day jokes & puns will make you the cloverest person and the life of the party! For we do believe a good sense of humour is as hard as finding the four leaf clover!
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Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Use these silly patty’s day dad jokes to crack up your little leprechauns, friends and family for a fun Patrick’s day celebration. These clean, kid-friendly jokes for Patrick’s day will add giggles to your celebrations and get everyone in the festive spirit.
Make fun games out of these Patrick’s day joke riddles in the classroom to give your students Patrick’s day inspired brain break. These riddle jokes are great ice-breakers and clever conversation starters for Paddy day parties, mingling in clubs & at the office.
1. Why do Leprechauns recycle? Because they decided to go green!
2. What is a Leprechauns’ favourite drink? Answer: Mountain Dew!
3. Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s day? Because they are always wearing green!
4. What did the naughty leprechaun get on his birthday? A pot of coal!
5. Which dog breed should you invite to your St. Patrick’s Day party? An Irish Setter!
6. Where would you find a Leprechaun in a baseball team? In the Little League!
7. What do you call a great photo on St. Patrick’s Day? Pitcher-perfect.
8. What is a nuahcerpel? Leprechaun spelled backwards!
9. What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with a poison ivy? A rash of Good Luck!
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10. Where can you be certain of finding gold? Dictionary!
11. What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine? A lepre-coin!
12. Why did the leprechaun cross over the rainbow? To get to the other side!
13. Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold? They like to “go” first-class.
14. Who is St. Patrick’s favorite superhero? The Green Lantern
15. Why did the leprechaun turn green on St. Patrick’s Day? Because he was feeling a bit “clover” sensitive!
16. How do you greet a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day? “Top o’ the morning to ya!”
17. How did the Leprechaun win the race? He took the shortcut!
18. Why do leprechauns make terrible secret agents? Because they can never keep things under wraps!
19. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music? Sham-rock and roll!
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20. Where do leprechauns post their pictures? On Insta-sham!
21. What do you get when you cross St. Patrick’s day with Christmas? St. O’Claus!
22. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal? Lucky Charms, of course!
23. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland? It means a horse lost its shoe!
24. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? Because he couldn’t afford plane fare!
25. Why did the leprechaun turn down a job offer? He was already a little short!
26.What does a leprechaun say about a hard riddle? I can’t make head nor teal of it.
27. Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? To keep his eyes peeled!
28. How do you spot a modern leprechaun? They’re the ones with cell phones – always trying to find a good connection!
Related: Throw in St. Patrick’s Day Would You Rather Questions for more fun!
29. Why did the leprechaun cross the road on the red? To get to the pot of gold faster!
30. Where does Valentine come after St. Patrick’s day? In the dictionary!
31. What do you call a leprechaun who plays basketball? A leprechaun dunker!
32. How did the Irish jig get started? With too many Guinness and too few washrooms!
33. Why do leprechauns make good secret agents? Because they’re great at going undercover!
34. How did the Leprechaun go to the moon? in Sham-rocket
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35. What type of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow!
36. Why are Leprechauns so hard to get along with? Because they are short-tempered!
37. What’s Dwayne Johnson’s Irish nickname? Sham-Rock!
38. Why do people wear shamrocks on Paddy day? Because real rocks are way too heavy!
39. Where do Leprechauns live? In Lepre-condos!
40. What job did the leprechaun have at the restaurant? He was the short order cook
41. How is a bff like a four leaf clover? They are both too hard to find!
42. What do you call leprechauns who collect cans, bottles, and newspapers? Wee-cyclers!
43. What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow? A potty gold!
44. How do you pay for soft drinks on Saint Patty’s Day? With soda bread!
45. Why are there so many leprechaun florists? Because they have green thumbs!
46. What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover? It means you have too much spare time to kill!
47. How many gold coins can you put in an empty pot of gold? One, after that the pot isn’t empty anymore!
48. How do leprechauns celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?By holding a lepre-concert!
49. What did the giant say to the leprechaun? Look up!
50. What’s long and green and only shows up once a year? St. Patrick’s Day parade!
51. From what position does a Leprechaun play on the baseball team? Shortstop!
52. Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? To keep from falling into the stew!
53. What spells do Leprechauns cast? Lucky charms!
54. How do you spot a jealous clover? It will be green with envy!
55. What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day? BOOs!!
Quick Tip: Pair these jokes with Patrick’s Day Trivia!
56. Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup? Because he already had a pot of gold.
57. What dance do Leprechauns love? Shamrock shake!
58. What does Katy Perry sing on St. Patrick’s Day? I kissed a leprechaun and I liked it.
59. What happens when you call a leprechaun short? He gets O’ffended
60. What do you call an Irish fairy who went to jail? Lepre-con!
61. Who catches the lepre-cons? Under-clover cops!
62. What is the difference between luck and wisdom? One is Clover, the other is Clever!
63. Why are Leprechauns concerned about global warming? Because they are into green living!
64. What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart? I only have eyes for you!!
65. What do you call a nomad with a lucky charm? A four-leaf rover.
66. Where did the leprechaun hide during hide-and-seek? At the end of the rainbow!
67. What do you call a Leprechaun prank? Saint Pat-Trick!
68. What happens when a leprechaun falls into the Irish Sea? He gets wet!
69. What did St. Patrick say to the snakes? He told them to hiss off!
70. Why do leprechauns dislike leftovers? Because they prefer left clovers!
71. What is the best St. Patrick’s day breakfast? Green eggs and ham!
72. How does a Leprechaun workout? By pushing his luck!!
73. Why does the River Shannon have so much money in it? Because it has two banks!
74. Why did the leprechaun cross the road? Because the light turned green!
75. What did one leaf say to another about Leprechauns? I be-leaf in leprechauns!
76. Why do Leprechauns hate running? Because they would rather jig than jog!
77. What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A jolly green giant!
78. What should you say to someone running a St. Patty’s Day marathon? Irish you luck!
79. What’s small, lucky, and green all over? A leprechaun who recycles.
80. What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended? Game clover!
81. What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat? A streprechaun!!
82. How do the musicians show off on Paddy day? By playing the brag-pipes!
83. How old are Leprechauns? So old that they remember when rainbows were black & white!
84. What is the leprechaun’s vacation home called? A lepre-condo!
85. Why can’t Irish golfers never end a game? They refuse to leave the green!
86. What do leprechauns barbecue on St. Patrick’s Day? Short ribs!
87. What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland? Grape Britain
88. Why couldn’t the leprechaun pay his bar tab on St. Paddy’s Day? He was a little short!
89. What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog? A little man having a hopping good time!
90. Why do leprechauns love to garden? They have green thumbs!
St. Patrick’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes
You cannot miss St. Patrick’s day knock-knock jokes in any case! These silly, repetitive jokes are just perfect for the occasion and are sure to catch the attention of your kids.
91. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Irish. Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
92. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Shamrock. Shamrock who?
Shamrock and roll all night long!
93. Knock, knock! Who’s there?
Erin. Erin who?
Erin go bragh!
94. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Warren! Warren who?
Warren anything green today?
95. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Atch. Atch who?
Bless you! You caught the leprechaun’s cold!
96. Knock, knock! Who’s there?
Pat. Pat who?
Pat on your shoes and let’s get to the St. Patrick’s Day party!
97. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Olive. Olive who?
Olive your St. Patrick’s Day jokes are really funny!
98. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Potto. Potto who?
Potto gold.
99. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Irish stew. Irish stew who?
Irish stew ready for a good time on St. Patrick’s Day!
100. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Leprechaun. Leprechaun who?
Leprechaun the porch – open up and let me in!
101. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Irish stew! Irish stew who?
Irish you a pot of gold at the end of your rainbow!
102. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Shepherd. Shepherd who?
Shepherd spy is watching you!
103. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Patty! Patty who?
Patty cake, patty cake, green man’s hat. Bake me a cake as fast as that!
104. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Emerald. Emerald who?
Emerald Isle without you!
105. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Irish. Irish who?
Irish I could find a four-leaf clover.
106. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Leper. Leper who?
Leper con and I’m here to pinch you!
107. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Paddy. Paddy who?
The life of the Paddy!
108. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lucky. Lucky who?
Lucky you, it’s St. Patrick’s Day!
109. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Green. Green who?
Green all your favorite St. Patrick’s Day decorations – it’s time to celebrate!
110. Knock, knock.Who’s there?
Irish. Irish who?
Irish stew in the name of the law.
111. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Erin. Erin who?
Erin as fast as I could, but still couldn’t catch the leprechaun!
112. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Boy. Boy who?
Boy do I love St. Patty’s Day
113. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Saint. Saint who?
Saint no time for questions, open the door!
114. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cora. Cora who?
Coran beef and cabbage!
115. Knock, knock! Who’s there?
Clover. Clover who?
Clover here and I’ll tell you!
116. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ireland. Ireland who?
Ireland you some money if you pay me back!
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St. Patrick’s Day Puns
These clever St. Patty’s Day puns are sure to start a laughter riot and get the paddy started! These one-liner Patrick’s day jokes are a smart choice of conversation starters at a Patrick’s day party and parade.
117. Why do leprechauns make great secretaries? They’re good at shorthand!
118. Why can’t you borrow money from Leprechauns? Because they are always short!
119. What’s an Irish baby’s favorite song? Patty Cake!
120. Why don’t women want to get engaged on St. Patrick’s Day? Because they don’t want to get a “sham rock”!
121. Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
122. Irish I could stop making St. Patrick’s Day puns, but I can’t resist!
123. What do you say to the smartest person on Paddy day? You are very ‘Clover’!!
124. What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation? Small-talk!
125. What do you call a fake Irish diamond? A shamrock!
126. Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins? Because they’re green!
127. That last brew was a jig mistake.
128. What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley
129. Be-leaf me, you look great in green!
130. Why is cubic zirconia popular on St. Patrick’s Day? Because they’re shamrocks.
131. When the dance is over, the jig is up.
132. Why was your Irish friend late? Their car brogue down.
Irish Jokes For Kids & Family
Irish Jokes are a big part of Patrick’s day humour. These funny Patrick’s day Irish jokes will have everyone laughing and immersing in the Irish heritage, irrespective of their roots!
131. When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato? When it is a French Fry!
132. You know you overdid it on St. Patrick’s Day when you think you’re kissing the Blarney Stone and then it kisses back.
133. What do you call a clumsy Irish dance? A jig-mistake!
134. Why do Irish bread bakers use baking soda? It’s faster than Dublin the dough with yeast.
135. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock!
136. Why did the Irish golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
137. What do Irishmen say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer? You too?
138. What did one Irish ghost say to another? “Top o’ the moaning to you!”
139. What do you call an Irishman with a case of chickenpox? A lepper-chaun!
140. Why did the Irishman bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
141. Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe? Its population is always Dublin.
142. How do you know if an Irishman is having a good time? He’s Dublin over with laughter!
143. What does Ireland have more than any other country? Irishmen!
144. What are the best shoes to wear on St. Patrick’s Day? Lepre-converse.
145. An American Lawyer asked his Irish client, “Murray, why do all Irishmen answer a question with a question?” Murray replied, “Bullox! Why’d you think that?”
146. What is Irish and stays out all night? Patty O’furniture!
147. Why did the Irishmen go outside? To sit on his Paddy’O!
148. What did the Irishman say to his lass after she broke up with him? I’m already clover it!
149. How do Irish cooks keep their tools organized? They have an Irish whisk-key.
150. Why did the Irishman bounce off the wall? He was Rick O’Shay!
151. How should you greet someone on March 17? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.
152. What do you call an Irish jig performed at a fast-food restaurant? Shamrock shake!
153. Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket.
154. How can Irish people tell when it’s summer? The rain gets warmer.
St. Patrick’s Day Jokes Free Printable
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Patrick’s Day Jokes Free Printable
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