Knock Knock Jokes are known for their repetitive pattern and their corniness! These four lines have entertained kids over generations and made family evenings fun!
These clean and family friendly Knock Knock Jokes for kids are certain to subdue your child’s crankiness and are a great way to entertain your kids on a long car ride!
These guessing jokes, just like guessing games, provide wholesome family entertainment for everyone and never run out of style! What’s more, Knock Knock Jokes are outstanding at diffusing daily life stress and providing your daily dose of healthy laughter.
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After all, laughter is the best medicine and the family that laughs together stays together. So bring them on and get the laughter track rolling with these whimsical knock knock jokes for kids.
Birthday Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey birthday to you, Abbey birthday to you…
2. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
3. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Organ.
Organ who?
Organ-ize a party, it’s my birthday!
4. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bird.
Bird who?
Bird day greetings to you.
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5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and get your birthday bumps!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bertha.
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!
7. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus how old I am today!
8. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus who’s birthday it is today?!
9. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hippo.
Hippo who?
Hippo birthday to you…
10. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce come to your birthday party!
11. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark your calendar, because my birthday’s coming!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar gosh, it’s your birthday!
13. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana piece of birthday cake.
14. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize!! Happy birthday!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Osborn.
Osborn who?
Osborn today — it’s my birthday.
16. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Zeus.
Zeus who?
Zeus see my birthday’s almost here?
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you are doing and have a happy birthday!
18. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a very happy birthday
Food Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
19. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
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20. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split!
22. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
23. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
Ice scream soda people can hear me!
24. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
25. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Beef ore I get cold, you better let me in!
27. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
28. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell!
29. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
30. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Icing
Icing who?
Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
31. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cabbage
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
32. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan someone of your own size.
33. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to unlock the door?
34. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew wanna dance?
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask, it’s a secret!
37. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
38. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
39. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
42. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.
Dog Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Defense.
Defense who?
Defense has a hole in it—so our dog got loose.
44. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is open the door!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen over to pet the dog.
46. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hugh
Hugh who?
Hugh’s a good dog? Me, right?
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I bring my dog to your house?
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze a good dog?
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rough.
Rough who?
Rough, rough! It’s your dog!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I could get a puppy!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roo.
Roo who?
Roo roo rooooooo! It’s me, your dog!
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bow.
Bow who?
Not “bow who!” “Bow wow!”
53. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Patsy.
Patsy who?
Patsy dog on the head, he likes it.
Animal Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick your stove, I can smell it burning!
55. Knock. Knock
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
57. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Owls say
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
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58. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth
59. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honeybee
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open up, will you?
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60. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger!
61. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash.
62. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go moo.
63. Moo.
(Confusion) Who’s there?
A time-traveling cow.
64. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Horsp
Horsp who?
Did you just say “horse poo?”
65. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oink oink
Oink oink who?
Are you a pig or an owl?
66. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting sheep.
Interrupting Sheep Who?
Baaaaaaaaa
67. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Go-to the front door and find out!
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!
71. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
72. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
73. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
74. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Poodle.
Poodle who?
Poodle little mustard on my hot-dog, please.
75. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
76. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually it’s Kangaroo
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home. Can you play?
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you a-pack-a the suitcase!
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
80. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Name Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
82. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Uh, why are you crying?
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83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!
84. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goliath
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look-eth tired!
85. Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?
86. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
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87. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!
88. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
89. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole!
90. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!
91. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
92. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!
93. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tat.
Tat who?
I’ve always thought you’d look good with an anchor on your arm.
94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
95. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
96. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Peeka.
Peeka who?
Oh, there you are!
97. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!
99. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bam.
Bam who?
Bam who is what pandas eat. Let’s go out for pizza.
100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
101. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A kish.
A kish who?
I don’t know her name.
102. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a high five if you open this door!
103. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Redo? OK. Knock, knock.
105. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
106. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
The gestapo.
The gestapo who?
We’ll ask the questions!
107. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your doorbell!
108. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!
109. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
110. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma not going to say.
111. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
112. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rolling, they hating
113. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
114. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Is Sarah phone I could use?
116. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
119. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
120. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open this door?
121. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ash
Ash who?
Sounds like you have a cold!
122. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better!
123. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Weirdo
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
124. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
125. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
Nobel, that’s why I knocked!
126. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes already.
127. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Thank
Thank who?
You’re welcome!
128. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
129. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come and play? I’m bored
130. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny.
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Exactly how many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
131. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
132. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
133. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
134. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
A Nicholas not much money these days.
135. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Odysseus
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
136. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A Mayan
A Mayan who?
A Mayan in the way?
137. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m drowning!
138. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anudder
Anudder who?
Anudder mosquito!
139. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see!
140. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joking around with you is one of my favorite things to do!
141. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s freezing out here!
142. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
So you have identity problems, huh?
143. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry, I’ve got to go to the bathroom.
144. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
145. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
146. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
147. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alice
Alice who?
Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
148. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
149. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
150. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
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151. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec it when you ask me questions.
152. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Troy.
Troy who?
Troy ringing the doorbell!
153. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
154. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
155. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Carl.
Carl who?
A Carl get you there faster than a bike.
157. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita drink of water so please let me in!
158. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
159. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
Place Knock Knock Jokes
160. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you love these knock-knock jokes!
What’s better than knock knock jokes? Nothing! OK, the beach is better.
161. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
162. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
163. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Haven
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
164. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
165. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Surely you know it’s pronounced IdaHO.
166. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight?
167. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havana a wonderful time wish you were here!
168. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U-talking to me?
169. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?
Juneau the capital of Alaska?
170. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oslo.
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what’s the hurry!?
171. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
172. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your mom coming home?
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
173. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beats
Beats who?
Beats me.
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174. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind it’s pointless
175. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken!
176. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Through.
Through who?
Through the door, once you open it up.
177. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Would you care for another knock-knock joke?
That was a touch stiff. Wood you like to try another joke? We’re rooting for you!
178. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pew.
Pew who?
Pew. Pew. Pew. I’m a stormtrooper from Star Wars.
179. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tatt.
Tatt who?
I’m too young for a tattoo. Maybe when I’m older.
180. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
One.
One who?
One two three…Testing!
181. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
182. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
183. Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
184. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
185. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
186. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
187. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
188. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
189. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
190. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money please.
191. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
192. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
193. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
194. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
195. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
196. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
197. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Just how many aliens do you know?
198. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
199. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!
200. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Burglar.
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock!
201. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comb.
Comb who?
Comb on down, and I’ll tell you!
202. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to the store?
203. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
204. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
A Tiss-who is for blowing your nose.
205. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Double
Double who?
W!
206. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul there is — there ain’t no more!
207. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
June
June who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
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