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200+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

October 25, 2021 | Published by Shreiya

Knock Knock Jokes are known for their repetitive pattern and their corniness! These four lines have entertained kids over generations and made family evenings fun!

These clean and family friendly Knock Knock Jokes for kids are certain to subdue your child’s crankiness and are a great way to entertain your kids on a long car ride!

Family Knock Knock Jokes

These guessing jokes, just like guessing games, provide wholesome family entertainment for everyone and never run out of style! What’s more, Knock Knock Jokes are outstanding at diffusing daily life stress and providing your daily dose of healthy laughter.

Table of Contents:

1. Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

2. Food Knock Knock Jokes

3. Dog Knock Knock Jokes

4. Animal Knock Knock Jokes

5. Name Knock Knock Jokes

6. Place Knock Knock Jokes

7. Funny Knock Knock Jokes

After all, laughter is the best medicine and the family that laughs together stays together. So bring them on and get the laughter track rolling with these whimsical knock knock jokes for kids.

Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

Birthday knock knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Abbey. Abbey who?

Abbey birthday to you, Abbey birthday to you…

2.  Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Bacon. Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday.

3. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Organ. Organ who?

Organ-ize a party, it’s my birthday!

4. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Bird. Bird who?

Bird day greetings to you.

Related: Also check out Party Games for Kids to make your kiddo’s birthday super fun!

5. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Ben. Ben who?

Ben over and get your birthday bumps!

6. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Bertha. Bertha who?

funny knock knock jokes for kids

8. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Bertha-day greetings!

Gus. Gus who?

Gus who’s birthday it is today?!

9. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Hippo. Hippo who?

Hippo birthday to you…

10. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Lettuce. Lettuce who?

Lettuce come to your birthday party!

Related: Throw in a few This or That Questions for Kids in between these jokes to get your kids talking.

11. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Mark. Mark who?

Mark your calendar, because my birthday’s coming!

12. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Omar. Omar who?

Omar gosh, it’s your birthday!

13. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Ivana. Ivana who?

Ivana piece of birthday cake.

14. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Sue. Sue who?

Sue-prize!! Happy birthday!

15. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Osborn. Osborn who?

Osborn today — it’s my birthday.

16. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Zeus. Zeus who?

Zeus see my birthday’s almost here?

family knock knock jokes

18. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Wanda. Wanda who?

Wanda wish you a very happy birthday 

Food Knock Knock Jokes for Children

Food knock knock Jokes

19. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Quiche. Quiche who?

Can I have a hug and a quiche?

Related: Explore the Science of Baking with Smart Kids and let your kids fall in love with baking!

20. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Banana. Banana who?

Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Banana. Banana who?

Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Orange! Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

21. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Banana. Banana who?

Banana split!

Related: Also check out Food Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids & Family to add more variety to your food jokes.

22. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Beets! Beets who?

Beets me!

23. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who?

Ice scream soda people can hear me!

24. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Olive. Olive who?

Olive next door. Hi neighbor!

25. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Cereal. Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

26. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Beef. Beef who?

Beef ore I get cold, you better let me in!

27. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!

28. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Figs. Figs who?

Figs the doorbell!

knock knock jokes for children

30. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Icing. Icing who?

Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!

31. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Cabbage. Cabbage who?

You expect a cabbage to have a last name?

32. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Pecan. Pecan who?

Pecan someone of your own size.

33. Knock, Knock! Who’s there?

Orange. Orange who?

Orange you going to unlock the door? 

34. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Honeydew. Honeydew who?

Honeydew wanna dance?

35. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Butter. Butter who?

Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!

36. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Donut. Donut who?

Donut ask, it’s a secret!

37. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Ketchup. Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

38. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Cheese. Cheese who?

Cheese a nice girl.

funny jokes for kids and family

40. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad to see me?

41. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Turnip.

Turnip who? Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

42. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Olive. Olive who?

Olive right next door to you.

Dog Knock Knock Jokes

Dog knock knock Jokes

43. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Defense.Defense who?

Defense has a hole in it—so our dog got loose.

44. Knock, Knock! Who’s there?

Leash. Leash who?

Leash you could do is open the door!

45. Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Eileen. Eileen who?

Eileen over to pet the dog.

46. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Hugh. Hugh who?

Hugh’s a good dog? Me, right?

47.  Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Ken. Ken who?

Ken I bring my dog to your house?

48. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Ooze. Ooze who?

Ooze a good dog?

49. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Rough. Rough who?

Rough, rough! It’s your dog!

50. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Irish. Irish who?

Irish I could get a puppy!

51. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Roo.Roo who?

Roo roo rooooooo! It’s me, your dog! 

52. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Bow.Bow who?

Not “bow who!” “Bow wow!”

53.  Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Patsy. Patsy who?

Patsy dog on the head, he likes it.

Animal Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Animal knock knock Jokes

54. Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Chick. Chick who?

Chick your stove, I can smell it burning!

55. Knock. Knock! Who’s there?

Moose. Moose who?

Moose you be so nosy?

animal knock knock jokes for kids

57. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Owls say. Owls say who?

Yes, they do.

Related: Got an animal lover at home? Test their knowledge (and yours!) with these cool Animal Trivia Questions for Kids.

interrupting-sloth-knock-joke

59. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Honeybee. Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and open up, will you?

Related: Learn all about these amazing insects here

60. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Gorilla. Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger!

61. Knock, Knock! Who’s there?

Robin. Robin who?

Robin you! Now hand over the cash.

62. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Cows go. Cows go who?

No, silly! Cows go moo.

63. Moo.

(Confusion) Who’s there? A time-traveling cow. 

horse-poo-knock-joke

65. Knock knock! Who’s there?

Oink oink. Oink oink who?

Are you a pig or an owl?

66. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Interrupting sheep. Interrupting Sheep Who?

Baaaaaaaaa

67. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Goat. Goat who?

Go-to the front door and find out!

68. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Honey bee. Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me some water.

69. Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Monkey. Monkey who?

Monkey see. Monkey do.

71. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Who.Who who?

Is there an owl in here?

72. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Amos. Amos who?

A mosquito. Look, right there!

73. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Amarillo. Amarillo who?

Amarillo nice person.

74. Knock, Knock! Who’s there?

Poodle. Poodle who?

Poodle little mustard on my hot-dog, please.

iguana-knock-knock-joke

76. Knock, Knock! Who’s there?

Kanga. Kanga who?

Actually it’s Kangaroo

77. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

A herd. A herd who?

A herd you were home. Can you play?

78. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Alpaca. Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you a-pack-a the suitcase!

79. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Viper. Viper who?

Viper nose, it’s running!

80. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Aardvark. Aardvark who?

Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Name Knock Knock Jokes

Name knock knock Jokes

81. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Woo. Woo who?

Glad you’re excited, too!

boo-joke-for-kids

Perfect for Halloween, right? Check out Halloween Jokes for Kids spooky fun.

83. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Atch. Atch who? 

Bless you!

84. Knock Knock! Who’s there? 

Goliath. Goliath who? 

Goliath down, you look-eth tired!

canoe-joke-for-kids

86. Knock Knock! Who’s there?

Harry. Harry who? 

Harry up and answer the door!

Related: Also check out Harry Potter Would You Rather Questions. They are certain to delight every Potterhead!

87. Knock, knock! Who’s there? 

Nana. Nana who? 

Nana your business!

88. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Doris. Doris who? 

Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

89. Knock Knock! Who’s there?

Mikey. Mikey who? 

Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole!

90.  Knock Knock! Who’s there? 

Justin. Justin who? 

Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!

91. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Leon. Leon who?

Leon me when you’re not strong!

92. Knock Knock! Who’s there?

Theodore. Theodore who? 

Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!

93. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Tat. Tat who?

I’ve always thought you’d look good with an anchor on your arm. 

Knock jokes for kids

95. Knock, knock! Who’s there? 

Candice. Candice who? 

Candice door open, or what?

96. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Peeka. Peeka who?

Oh, there you are!

97. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Tank. Tank who?

You’re welcome!

98. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Ada. Ada who?

Ada burger for lunch!

99. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Bam. Bam who?

Bam who is what pandas eat. Let’s go out for pizza. 

100. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Alex. Alex who?

Hey, Alex the questions around here!

101. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

A kish. A kish who?

I don’t know her name. 

102. Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Al. Al who?

Al give you a high five if you open this door!

103. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Reed. Reed who?

Redo? OK. Knock, knock.

Knock jokes for kids

106. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

The gestapo. The gestapo who?

We’ll ask the questions!

107. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Amanda. Amanda who?

A man da fix your doorbell!

108. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Alex. Alex who?

Alex-plain when you open the door!

109. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Kent. Kent who?

Kent you tell by my voice? 

110. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Alma. Alma who?

Alma not going to say.

111. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Amy. Amy who?

Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!

112. Knock knock! Who’s there?

Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rolling, they hating

113.  Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Andrew. Andrew who?

Andrew a picture!

114. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Sarah. Sarah who?

Is Sarah phone I could use?

116. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Anita. Anita who?

Anita to borrow a pencil!

119. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Justin. Justin who?

Justin time for dinner!

120. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Annie. Annie who?

Annie body going to open this door?

121. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Ash. Ash who?

Sounds like you have a cold!

122.  Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Annie. Annie who?

Annie thing you can do I can better!

123. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Weirdo. Weirdo who?

Weirdo you think you’re going?

124. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Barbara. Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?

125. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Nobel. Nobel who?

Nobel, that’s why I knocked! 

126. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Ben. Ben who?

Ben knocking for 20 minutes already.

127. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Thank. Thank who?

You’re welcome! 

Knock jokes for kids

129. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Canoe. Canoe who?

Canoe come and play? I’m bored

130. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Billy Bob Joe Penny. Billy Bob Joe Penny who?

Exactly how many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?

131. Knock Knock! Who’s there?

Annie. Annie who?

Annie way you can let me in?

132. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Caesar. Caesar who?

Caesar quick, she’s running away.

133. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Claire. Claire who?

Claire the way; I’m coming in!

134. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Nicholas. Nicholas who?

A Nicholas not much money these days.

135. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Odysseus. Odysseus who?

Odysseus the last straw!

Knock knock jokes for kids

137. Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Dwayne. Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m drowning!

138. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Anudder. Anudder who?

Anudder mosquito!

139. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Luke. Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and see!

140. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Joe. Joe who?

Joking around with you is one of my favorite things to do!

141. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Ken. Ken who?

Ken I come in? It’s freezing out here!

142. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

I am. I am who?

So you have identity problems, huh?

143. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Police. Police who?

Police hurry, I’ve got to go to the bathroom. 

jokes for kids

145. Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Lena. Lena who?

Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

146. Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Mikey. Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

147. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Alice. Alice who?

Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!

148. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Otto. Otto who?

Otto know what’s taking you so long!

149. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Voodoo. Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?

150. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Sherlock. Sherlock who?

Sherlock your door shut tight.

Related: Let your child play Sherlock Holmes and build her sleuthing skills with Crime Scene Investigation for kids.

151. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Alec. Alec who?

Alec it when you ask me questions.

152. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Troy. Troy who?

Troy ringing the doorbell!

153. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Tyrone. Tyrone who?

Tyrone shoelaces!

 jokes for kids

155. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Carl. Carl who?

A Carl get you there faster than a bike.

157. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Anita. Anita who?

Anita drink of water so please let me in!

158. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Hey, you can yodel!

159. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Hal. Hal who?

Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

Place Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Place knock knock Jokes

160. Knock knock! Who’s there?

Shore. Shore who?

Shore hope you love these knock-knock jokes!

What’s better than knock knock jokes? Nothing! OK, the beach is better.

161.  Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Hawaii. Hawaii who?

I’m good. Hawaii you?

162. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Europe. Europe who?

No I’m not!

163. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Haven. Haven who?

Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?

164. Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Europe. Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

165. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Ida. Ida who?

Surely you know it’s pronounced IdaHO.

166. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Kenya. Kenya who?

Kenya feel the love tonight?

167. Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Havana. Havana who?

Havana a wonderful time wish you were here!

168. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Utah. Utah who?

U-talking to me?

169. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Juneau. Juneau who?

Juneau the capital of Alaska?

jokes for kids

171. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Yukon. Yukon who?

Yukon say that again!

172. Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Venice. Venice who?

Venice your mom coming home?

Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Funny knock knock Jokes

173. Knock, knock

Who’s there? Beats

Beats who? Beats me. 

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174. Knock, Knock! Who’s there?

A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind it’s pointless

175. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Sweden. Sweden who?

Sweden sour chicken!

Related: Also try these Funny and Clean Never Have I Ever Questions and get your audience thinking.

176. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Through. Through who?

Through the door, once you open it up.

177. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Wood. Wood who?

Would you care for another knock-knock joke?

That was a touch stiff. Wood you like to try another joke? We’re rooting for you!

jokes for kids

179. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Tatt. Tatt who?

I’m too young for a tattoo. Maybe when I’m older.

180. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

One. One who?

One two three…Testing!

181. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Armageddon. Armageddon who?

Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

182. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Two knee. Two knee who?

Two-knee fish!

183. Will you remember me in a minute? Yes.

Will you remember me in a week? Yes.

Knock, knock. Who’s there?

You didn’t remember me!

184.  Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Sadie. Sadie who?

Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!

185. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

186. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

CD. CD who?

CD person on your doorstep?

187.  Knock knock! Who’s there?

A herd. A herd who?

A herd you were home, so here I am!

188. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Dozen. Dozen who?

Dozen anybody want to let me in?

189. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Watson. Watson who?

Watson TV right now?

190. Knock knock! Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little money please.

jokes for kids

192. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Cash. Cash who?

Nah, I’m more into almonds.

193. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Spell. Spell who?

W. H. O.

194. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Razor. Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stick up!

195. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Some. Some who?

Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!

196. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Leaf. Leaf who?

Leaf me alone!

197. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Alien. Alien who?

Just how many aliens do you know?

198. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Avenue. Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

199. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Bed. Bed who?

Bed you can’t guess who I am!

200. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Burglar. Burglar who?

Burglars don’t knock!

201. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Comb. Comb who?

Comb on down, and I’ll tell you!

202. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Witches. Witches who?

Witches the way to the store?

203. Knock, knock! Who’s there? 

Tennis.Tennis who?

Tennis five plus five.

Name Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

205. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Double. Double who?

W!

206. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Saul. Saul who?

Saul there is — there ain’t no more!

207. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

June. June who?

June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?

208. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Cargo. Cargo who?

No, cargo beep-beep!

209. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Dishes. Who Dishes?

Dish is a nice place!

210. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Theodore. Theodore who?

Theodore is stuck, and I can’t get out!

211. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Dishes. Who Dishes?

Dishes a nice place you got here.

212. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Candice. Who Candice?

Candice joke get any funnier?

213. Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Theodore. Who Thedore?

Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked-knocked!

The History of These Funny Jokes

Here is some fun trivia. Has everyone ever wondered what this joke was made about? Most famous knock-knock jokes are dated back around 1900 and are sometimes called “do you know” jokes. In the 1930’s knock-knock jokes suddenly grew popular. Radio stations broadcast them abundantly. Several knock-knock joke clubs had been set up around the country.

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